The Best Way to Die

Bamboo Torture (A bamboo grows through your body)

Poena Cullei (You are put inside a bag with an assortment of animals and then thrown into the water)

Radiation

Scaphism (You are tied to a post with open wounds while birds eat your flesh)

Thousand Cuts (Either by actual cuts or tiny fish)

Stoned (While tied up, people throw stones at you)

Smoke (Inhaling too much smoke)

Cancer

Burning