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Lucinda Lavish (She/her) Lavish Edition
Dolly (She/her) Dust Bunny
Winner
Mitchell Linn (He/him) Food
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Celia (She/her) Ceiling
Winner
Dante (He/him) Fire Place
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Johnny Splash (He/him) Shower
Winner
Stella (She/her) Stairs
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Mac (They/them) Computer
Winner
The Sassy Chap (He/him) The Developers (Creators)
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Rainey (She/her) Record Player
Winner
Captain Jacques Pierrot (He/him) Ship-in-a-Bottle
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Betty (She/her) Bed
Winner
Maggie (She/her) Magnifying Glass
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Phoenicia (She/her) Phone
Winner
I, Ronaldini (He/him) Fold-out Ironing Board
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Gaia (She/her) Globe
Winner
Curt & Rod (He/him) Curtain
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Doug (He/him) Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread
Winner
Willi (She/her) Work
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Nightmare (It/they/she) Nightmare
Winner
Cam (He/him) Trash Can
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Koa (He/him) Couch
Winner
Amir (He/him) Mirror
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Beverly (She/her) Beverage
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Friar Errol (He/him) Air Fryer
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Harper (She/her) Hamper
Winner
River (She/her) Water
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Dirk Deveraux (He/him) Dirty Laundry
Winner
Tyrell (He/him) Towel
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Abel (He/him) Table
Winner
Dunk Shuttlecock (He/him) Sporting Goods
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Prissy Plastique (She/her) Fake Plant
Winner
Wallace (He/him) Wall
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Textbox-Chan (She/her) U.I.
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Chance (He/him) D20
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Stepford (He/him) Trophy
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Hanks (They/he/them) Hangers
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Dorian (He/him) Door
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Freddy Yeti (He/him) Refrigerator
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Rongomaiwhenua (She/her) Geode
Winner
Drysdale (He/him) Dryer
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Eddie & Volt (He/him) Electricity
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Farya (She/her) First Aid Kit
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Lux (They/them) Lamp
Winner
Kristof (He/him) Crosstrainer
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Cabrizzio (He/him) Cabinet
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Mikey Transaction (He/him) Microtransactions
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Sophia (She/her) Safe
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Teddy (He/him) Teddy Bear
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Barry Styles (He/him) Beauty Supplies
Winner
xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx (He/him/it) Darkness
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Lyric (He/him) Literature
Winner
Keith (He/him) Skeleton Key
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Reggie (He/him) Rejection
Winner
Dishy (He/it) Dishwasher
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Airyn (She/her) Air
Winner
Miranda Dulce Tostadora (She/her) Toaster
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Bodhi Windbreaker (He/him) Time Capsule
Winner
Telly (They/he) TV
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Keyes (She/her) Grand Piano
Winner
Fantina (She/her) Fan
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Bathsheba (She/her) Bathtub
Winner
Timothy Timepiece (He/him) Clock
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Connie Soul (She/her) Video Game Console
Winner
Luke Nukem (He/him) Microwave
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Monique (She/her) Money
Winner
Tydus Andromache (She/her) Detergent
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Ben-hwa (They/them) Mysterious Objects (Sex Toys)
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Tina (She/her) Musical Triangle
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Diana (She/her) Diary
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Vaughn Trapp (He/him) Rat Trap
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Hero-Hime (She/her) Anime Figurine
Winner
Hector (He/him) HVAC
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Winnifred (She/her) Water Heater
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Artt (He/him) Art
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Dasha (She/her) Desk
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Parker Bradley (He/him) Board Games
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