A Definitive Ranking of Everything Ever Part. 1
Champion

Eiffel Tower

A Gentle Rain
Winner

Little Green Man
Eliminated

Roller Skates
Winner

Elkay EZS8WSVRLK EZH20 Bottle Filling Station With Single ADA Cooler
Eliminated

A Crisp Autmun'S Breeze
Winner

Dysentery
Eliminated

Mexico
Winner

Apollo 11
Eliminated

Taco Bell Big Cheez It Tostada
Winner

Ninja
Eliminated

Fred Jones
Winner

Chef Hat
Eliminated

Salmon Fillet
Winner

Peggle
Eliminated

Sun
Winner

Chalk Zone
Eliminated

Albert Einstein
Winner

Papaya
Eliminated

Binding Of Isaac
Winner

Kevin O'Leary
Eliminated