A Definitive Ranking of Everything Ever Part. 1
Champion

Lebron James
Fred Jones
Winner
Mexico
Eliminated
Bubbles
Winner
Pennsylvania
Eliminated
Lamp
Winner
Monarch Butterfly
Eliminated
Moon
Winner
A Bog
Eliminated
Super Smash Bros
Winner
Fat Man Nuke
Eliminated
A Good Idea
Winner
Deppression
Eliminated
Peggle
Winner
The Communist Manifesto
Eliminated
Bindle And Stick
Winner
GED
Eliminated
Chef'S Convection Toaster Oven
Winner
Dysentery
Eliminated
Schizophrenia
Winner
Ghost Adventures
Eliminated