A Definitive Ranking of Everything Ever Part. 1
Champion

Lebron James

Fred Jones
Winner

Mexico
Eliminated

Bubbles
Winner

Pennsylvania
Eliminated

Lamp
Winner

Monarch Butterfly
Eliminated

Moon
Winner

A Bog
Eliminated

Super Smash Bros
Winner

Fat Man Nuke
Eliminated

A Good Idea
Winner

Deppression
Eliminated

Peggle
Winner

The Communist Manifesto
Eliminated

Bindle And Stick
Winner

GED
Eliminated

Chef'S Convection Toaster Oven
Winner

Dysentery
Eliminated

Schizophrenia
Winner

Ghost Adventures
Eliminated